Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay.
They managed to get into a double-decker bus.
Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate
Banta
got
pushed to the top.
After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see
friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the
seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so
scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"