SARDARJI IN DELHI??????????????(CREAT BY MAYANK)

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a
ClockTower
when
someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji
says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The man took the thousand and disappeared.
having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for
a ride.
On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street
and the sameman asks him to buy the clock.
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This
time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

RUBI AND MOTI TWO DOGS????????????

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (it's the barking sound) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

THE COMPLETE SARDARJI ENCYCLOPEDIA (pOsT By M@y@Nk)

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave
the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up
when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for
20 Rupees,
the
Sardarji deserved more service.
So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his
beard.
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went
home.
Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when
he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken
up someone else."

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay.
They managed to get into a double-decker bus.
Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate
Banta
got
pushed to the top.
After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see
friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the
seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so
scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"

A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his
friend
asks him "Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema
hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, isliye pata hai ki cinema
hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

A Sardar goes into a store and sees a shining object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The Sardar then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things
cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with
you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of
crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and

watch him killing a huge one.

He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims:-
"Ah, 71st and again barefoot!"